Monday, July 30, 2007
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Joke of the Week
Beware of Ducks
------------ ------
Bob, Jimmy, and Dave were racing home from a night party and were all
killed in an accident. Next thing they know they are standing at
heaven's entrance and St. Peter says that they all led good enough
lives, just enough to make it into heaven. But then he warns them
that God really has a thing for ducks and they are all over the place
so watch your step.
So Bob, Jimmy, and Dave go on in and see all these ducks every where.
Well they decide to split up and look around and meet back at the
entrance in ten minutes. So they all split up and after ten minutes
Jimmy and Dave meet up but Bob doesn't show up. After five more
minutes, Bob shows up carrying the ugliest girl you can imagine on
his back. Jimmy and Dave ask what happened. Bob explains "I stepped
on a duck and God is punishing me by making me carry this girl."
Well they all split up again and after Bob and Dave meet, Jimmy
finally comes along carrying a girl twice as ugly as the first. When
asked what happens he explains "I stepped on a duck and God is
punishing me like he did with Bob."
So again they all split up and Bob and Jimmy meet. After a while here
comes Dave being carried by a beautiful girl. So Bob and Jimmy run up
and ask "What happened" and the girl explains "Well I stepped on a
duck."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mercy Hospital
------------ --
A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and went in for coronary
surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained
consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his
bed.
"Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," the nun said while patting
his hand. "We do have to know, however, how you intend to pay for
your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"
"No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely.
"Can you pay in cash?"
"I'm afraid I can't, Sister."
"Do you have any close relatives, then?"
"Just my sister in New Mexico, but she's a spinster nun.", said the
man.
"Nuns are not spinsters, Mr. Smith," the nun replied. "They are
married to Jesus."
The man said with a smile, "Okay, then bill my brother-in-law. "
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Counting Pecans
------------ ---
On the outskirts of town, there was a big old pecan tree by the
cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat
down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. As
they were sharing the nuts, two nuts dropped and rolled down towards
the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed,
he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to
investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for
you and one for me." He just knew what it was. "Oh my," he shuddered,
"it's Satan and the Lord dividing the souls at the cemetery."
He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met
an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the
boy, "you won't believe what I heard. Satan and the Lord are down at
the cemetery dividing up the souls."
The man said, "Beat it, kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk."
When the boy insisted, though, the man hobble to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard,
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for, me."
The man whispered, "Boy, you've been telling the truth. Let's see if
we can see the devil himself." Shaking with fear, they peered through
the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the
boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as
they tried to get a glimpse of Satan.
At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. And one last one for you.
That's all. Now let's go get those two nuts by the fence, and we'll be
done."
They say the old guy made it back to town five minutes before the boy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To a Loving Wife
------------ ----
A couple from North Alabama decided to go to Florida for a long
weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both
had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It
was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and
his wife would follow him the next day.
Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he
decided to open his laptop and send his wife a e-mail back in North
Alabama. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address,
and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He
was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory'
following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message,
she fainted and fell to the floor.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has
been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you
then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
PS. Sure is hot down here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Well-Planned Life
------------ -------
Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.
One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, Did you
manage to live a well planned life? "
"Yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my
second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher;
and now I'm married to an undertaker."
Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well
planned life?"
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
------------ ------
Bob, Jimmy, and Dave were racing home from a night party and were all
killed in an accident. Next thing they know they are standing at
heaven's entrance and St. Peter says that they all led good enough
lives, just enough to make it into heaven. But then he warns them
that God really has a thing for ducks and they are all over the place
so watch your step.
So Bob, Jimmy, and Dave go on in and see all these ducks every where.
Well they decide to split up and look around and meet back at the
entrance in ten minutes. So they all split up and after ten minutes
Jimmy and Dave meet up but Bob doesn't show up. After five more
minutes, Bob shows up carrying the ugliest girl you can imagine on
his back. Jimmy and Dave ask what happened. Bob explains "I stepped
on a duck and God is punishing me by making me carry this girl."
Well they all split up again and after Bob and Dave meet, Jimmy
finally comes along carrying a girl twice as ugly as the first. When
asked what happens he explains "I stepped on a duck and God is
punishing me like he did with Bob."
So again they all split up and Bob and Jimmy meet. After a while here
comes Dave being carried by a beautiful girl. So Bob and Jimmy run up
and ask "What happened" and the girl explains "Well I stepped on a
duck."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mercy Hospital
------------ --
A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and went in for coronary
surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained
consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his
bed.
"Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," the nun said while patting
his hand. "We do have to know, however, how you intend to pay for
your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"
"No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely.
"Can you pay in cash?"
"I'm afraid I can't, Sister."
"Do you have any close relatives, then?"
"Just my sister in New Mexico, but she's a spinster nun.", said the
man.
"Nuns are not spinsters, Mr. Smith," the nun replied. "They are
married to Jesus."
The man said with a smile, "Okay, then bill my brother-in-law. "
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Counting Pecans
------------ ---
On the outskirts of town, there was a big old pecan tree by the
cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat
down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. As
they were sharing the nuts, two nuts dropped and rolled down towards
the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed,
he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to
investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for
you and one for me." He just knew what it was. "Oh my," he shuddered,
"it's Satan and the Lord dividing the souls at the cemetery."
He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met
an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the
boy, "you won't believe what I heard. Satan and the Lord are down at
the cemetery dividing up the souls."
The man said, "Beat it, kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk."
When the boy insisted, though, the man hobble to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard,
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for, me."
The man whispered, "Boy, you've been telling the truth. Let's see if
we can see the devil himself." Shaking with fear, they peered through
the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the
boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as
they tried to get a glimpse of Satan.
At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. And one last one for you.
That's all. Now let's go get those two nuts by the fence, and we'll be
done."
They say the old guy made it back to town five minutes before the boy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To a Loving Wife
------------ ----
A couple from North Alabama decided to go to Florida for a long
weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both
had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It
was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and
his wife would follow him the next day.
Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he
decided to open his laptop and send his wife a e-mail back in North
Alabama. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address,
and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He
was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory'
following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message,
she fainted and fell to the floor.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has
been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you
then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
PS. Sure is hot down here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Well-Planned Life
------------ -------
Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.
One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, Did you
manage to live a well planned life? "
"Yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my
second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher;
and now I'm married to an undertaker."
Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well
planned life?"
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
Friday, July 27, 2007
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
joke time: agwantaha lang ninyo ha! unsaon ako man jud nag post. hehehehehe.
Boys in hell complained to Satan: " Daghang guapa dire, pero way nada kay
wala si AMIE...
Satan: "Gago! kung naa c AMIE dire, mura pud ka
ug naa sa Langit. ( hahahaha! )
Tawtaw: Pa, ! Kains na tayos!
Dodong: Taw! Tigilan mo ng kalalagay ng "S" sa salita mo.
Ano ba ulam natin?
Tawtaw: inigang na bangu na may ibuya at kamati... Hmmmm..
arap ng abaw. ( hehehe! katawa pud mo diha oi)
A proud son coming from school.
Antoy: Ma, tree diay ang english sa kahoy?
Neneng: Kung 3 ka kahoy pero kung 2 lang.. TUGAS!
( No offense meant, neng.... para lang mag smile ka)
Boys in hell complained to Satan: " Daghang guapa dire, pero way nada kay
wala si AMIE...
Satan: "Gago! kung naa c AMIE dire, mura pud ka
ug naa sa Langit. ( hahahaha! )
Tawtaw: Pa, ! Kains na tayos!
Dodong: Taw! Tigilan mo ng kalalagay ng "S" sa salita mo.
Ano ba ulam natin?
Tawtaw: inigang na bangu na may ibuya at kamati... Hmmmm..
arap ng abaw. ( hehehe! katawa pud mo diha oi)
A proud son coming from school.
Antoy: Ma, tree diay ang english sa kahoy?
Neneng: Kung 3 ka kahoy pero kung 2 lang.. TUGAS!
( No offense meant, neng.... para lang mag smile ka)
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Daily food for our mind and heart
July 1
They are the true disciples of Christ, not who know most, but who love most. (Spanheim)
July 2
On This Day: Write a letter to someone who misses you. Encourage a youth who has lost faith. Keep a promise. Forget an old grudge. Examine your demands on others and vow to reduce them.
July 3
Speak kind words, and you will hear kind echoes.
July 4
Now may the warming love of friends surround you as you go down the path of light and laughter where the happy memories grow. (Marshall)
July 5
A child mis-educated is a child lost. (John F. Kennedy)
July 6
To be wise and love exceeds man's might. (Shakespeare)
July 7
I find life an exciting business and most exciting when it is lived for others. (Helen Keller)
July 8
Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good actions; try to use ordinary situations. (Richter)
July 9
It is another's fault if he be ungrateful; but it is mine if I do not give. (Seneca)
July 10
Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. (James M. Barrie)
July 11
When one helps another, both are strong. (German Proverb)
July 12
Oh! this learning, what a thing it is. (Shakespeare)
July 13
Salute the day with peaceful thoughts, and peace will fill your heart; Begin the day with joyful soul, and joy will be your part. (Frank B. Whitney)
July 14
Have a heart that never harens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts. (Charles Dickens)
July 15
Love never reasons but profusely gives; gives, like a thoughtless prodigal, its all, and trembles then lest it has done too little. (Hannah Moore)
July 16
On This Day: Fight for a principle. Express your gratitude. Overcome an old fear. Take two minutes to appreciate the beauty of nature. Tell someone you love them. Tell them again and agian.
July 17
I never knew a child of God being bankrupted by his benevolence. What we keep, we may lose; but what we give to Christ, we are sure to keep. (T.L. Cuyler)
July 18
Have in your mind a word of cheer for all who come your way, and they will bless you too, in turn, and wish you, "Happy day!" (Frank B. Whitney)
July 19
There is no such whetstone to sharpen a good wit and encourage a will to learning as is praise. (Roger Ascham)
July 20
Education makes us what we are. (C. A. Helvetius)
July 21
Unselfish and noble actions are the most radiant pages in the biography of souls. (Thames)
July 22
A man's reputation is what his friends say about him. His character is what his enemies say about him.
July 23
The human heart, at whatever age, opens only to the heart that opens in return. (Maria Edgeworth)
July 24
The pursuit of perfection, then, is the pursuit of sweetness and light...He who works for sweetness and light united, works to make reason and the will of God prevail. (Matthew Arnold)
July 25
Were there no God, we would be in this glorious world with grateful hearts and no one to thank. (Christina Rossetti)
July 26
So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. (Psalm 90:12 KJV)
July 27
No one is a failure in this world who lightens a burden for someone else.
July 28
Be kind; everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. (John Watson)
July 29
Those that do teach young babes do it with gentle means and easy tasks. (Shakespeare)
July 30
On This Day: Mend a quarrel. Search out a forgotten friend. Dismiss a suspicion and replace it with trust.
July 31The ones whom you should try to get even with are the ones who have helped you.
They are the true disciples of Christ, not who know most, but who love most. (Spanheim)
July 2
On This Day: Write a letter to someone who misses you. Encourage a youth who has lost faith. Keep a promise. Forget an old grudge. Examine your demands on others and vow to reduce them.
July 3
Speak kind words, and you will hear kind echoes.
July 4
Now may the warming love of friends surround you as you go down the path of light and laughter where the happy memories grow. (Marshall)
July 5
A child mis-educated is a child lost. (John F. Kennedy)
July 6
To be wise and love exceeds man's might. (Shakespeare)
July 7
I find life an exciting business and most exciting when it is lived for others. (Helen Keller)
July 8
Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good actions; try to use ordinary situations. (Richter)
July 9
It is another's fault if he be ungrateful; but it is mine if I do not give. (Seneca)
July 10
Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. (James M. Barrie)
July 11
When one helps another, both are strong. (German Proverb)
July 12
Oh! this learning, what a thing it is. (Shakespeare)
July 13
Salute the day with peaceful thoughts, and peace will fill your heart; Begin the day with joyful soul, and joy will be your part. (Frank B. Whitney)
July 14
Have a heart that never harens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts. (Charles Dickens)
July 15
Love never reasons but profusely gives; gives, like a thoughtless prodigal, its all, and trembles then lest it has done too little. (Hannah Moore)
July 16
On This Day: Fight for a principle. Express your gratitude. Overcome an old fear. Take two minutes to appreciate the beauty of nature. Tell someone you love them. Tell them again and agian.
July 17
I never knew a child of God being bankrupted by his benevolence. What we keep, we may lose; but what we give to Christ, we are sure to keep. (T.L. Cuyler)
July 18
Have in your mind a word of cheer for all who come your way, and they will bless you too, in turn, and wish you, "Happy day!" (Frank B. Whitney)
July 19
There is no such whetstone to sharpen a good wit and encourage a will to learning as is praise. (Roger Ascham)
July 20
Education makes us what we are. (C. A. Helvetius)
July 21
Unselfish and noble actions are the most radiant pages in the biography of souls. (Thames)
July 22
A man's reputation is what his friends say about him. His character is what his enemies say about him.
July 23
The human heart, at whatever age, opens only to the heart that opens in return. (Maria Edgeworth)
July 24
The pursuit of perfection, then, is the pursuit of sweetness and light...He who works for sweetness and light united, works to make reason and the will of God prevail. (Matthew Arnold)
July 25
Were there no God, we would be in this glorious world with grateful hearts and no one to thank. (Christina Rossetti)
July 26
So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. (Psalm 90:12 KJV)
July 27
No one is a failure in this world who lightens a burden for someone else.
July 28
Be kind; everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. (John Watson)
July 29
Those that do teach young babes do it with gentle means and easy tasks. (Shakespeare)
July 30
On This Day: Mend a quarrel. Search out a forgotten friend. Dismiss a suspicion and replace it with trust.
July 31The ones whom you should try to get even with are the ones who have helped you.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Batch 82's blessings
My dearest batchmates,
It's my pleasure to inform you all that our batch '82 is blessed with a priest and 3 nuns. I'm pretty sure that there's no other batches in our Alma Mater that have given much for the Lord of the harvest. In other words, our batch is generous enough in sharing and offering to the Lord what is best for Him to further the kingdom here on earth.
Watch them in our blog their pictures and try to listen our graduation song & other songs i blogged here for you to enjoy the music while watching. Just double clik the 'play' sign.
Thank you guys for your prayers and generosity!
It's my pleasure to inform you all that our batch '82 is blessed with a priest and 3 nuns. I'm pretty sure that there's no other batches in our Alma Mater that have given much for the Lord of the harvest. In other words, our batch is generous enough in sharing and offering to the Lord what is best for Him to further the kingdom here on earth.
Watch them in our blog their pictures and try to listen our graduation song & other songs i blogged here for you to enjoy the music while watching. Just double clik the 'play' sign.
Thank you guys for your prayers and generosity!
St. Casimir Catholic Church, Woodbine, NJ
This is the Parish Church where I'm serving now. A very
typical American old Church in South New Jersey. You can visit our website:
http://www.webparish.com/camden/stcasimir
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
MCM community-Malaybalay City, Bukidnon
Sr. Lorna (Mother Superior), Sr. Nally, Sr. Nadeth, & Sr. Gigi
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Wednesday, July 4, 2007
batch reunion-december 2005
front row (l-r) ,liza ocay, ahmie,margie,betbet,nenen
middle row:mellie,neneng,eva,corazon,gina,inday, juliet
at the back: ramil,felix,rogelio lantong(partly hidden),val & jocelyn
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Sight & Sound Theatres--Strasburg, PA
In a spectacular staging of the Biblical account, Sight and Sound presents its all-new epic musical production, IN THE BEGINNING. Witness the breathtaking beauty and glory of Creation as it comes to life all around, and discover God's eternal plan for mankind - established before the beginning of time!
Pilgrimage to St. Katharine Drexel Shrine--Bensalem, PA
Filipino Community from Cherry Hill, New Jersey
Monday, July 2, 2007
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