Joke of the Day

A Religious Boyfriend

>A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
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>and havedinner with her parents. Since this is such a
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>big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
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>after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
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>for the first time.
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>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
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>before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
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>some condoms.
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>He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the
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>pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells
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>the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
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>sex.
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>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
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>condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
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>pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
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>thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
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>and all.
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>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
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>house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
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> "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come
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>on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
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>table where the girl's parents are seated.
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>The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
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>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
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>with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no
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>movement from the boy.
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>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
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>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
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>"I had no idea you were this religious." The boy
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>turns, and whispers back, "I had
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>no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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